Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Campaign speech writers at a meeting.   
“Let’s change ‘brink of chaos’ to ‘Everything is wonderful.’”  --  Issue Publication Date: 10/18/2004
King to advisor about giant, angry crowd outside castle.   
“I know—what if I promise them change?”  --  Issue Publication Date: 01/21/2008
Young girl says to her father who is sitting in a chair reading a newspaper.   
“I need some short-term economic stimulus.”  --  Issue Publication Date: 05/17/1993
“Sorry if I’m butchering your name.”

The Grim Reaper stands in the doorway of a man’s apartment holding a clipboard.

Update

Man reading in Romance Dept. of library is beige robbed by a pickpocket in the Crime Stories.
One angel on a cloud says to another as the feathers from their wings fall out.   
“This is what I hate about spring—molting!”  --  Issue Publication Date: 04/19/1993
Issue Publication Date: 08/21/2000
Issue Publication Date: 02/19/2001
Your mother and I have saved enough money to send you to any college you like. Would you prefer train or bus?

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Three men in karate outfits stand in front of wooden boards on cinder blocks, sawing the wood in half. A man with a black belt karate outfit supervises the man in the middle.
A male ballet dancer lifts a ballerina up over his head, so that she can screw in a light bulb.
Issue Publication Date: 02/09/1981
Wife says to her friend, referring to husband who is sitting in his chair reading the newspaper   
“Lifelike, isn't he?”  --  Issue Publication Date: 09/14/1987
Magician sawing woman in operating room.   
Operating Room Magician
Wife to husband as the Grim Reaper waits at the door.   
“Hon, could you check the expiration date on the Cheez Whiz?”
One amoeba to another.   
'You're wasting your time. I'm asexual.'
“You startled me for a moment, there!”
You run into a window, too?
A group of children are lined up to go on a playground slide, but at the top, kids are running out of the slide. The back half of an alligator, climbing up the slide, is seen out of the bottom of the slide.
( 'EXTINCTION of the DINOSAURS FULLY EXPLAINED' Shows diagram on several disasters on dinosaur.)
A storefront reads: “Grandma’s Cupcakes and Details about My Foot Surgery.”
(A gallows has a wheelchair ramp and a “handicapped access symbol” sign on it.)
A cyclist says to a jogger. They are both on the same treadmill. 
“Still on your left.”d

Two angels with bicycles converse. Another angel in the background is also riding a bicycle. 'I was hoping for eternal rest.'